Tiger Woods: Sex addict?!
So Tiger Woods is back to golf…and he managed a fourth place finish at the Master’s. Not bad…not bad.
My favorite quote of the whole thing?
Jim Nantz…you sly dog. “Tiger somehow managed at 69 through all of this…”
Really?…REALLY?! A slip of the tongue? (teehee) Perhaps….all I know is, my inner 12-year-old is laughing hysterically. (Who am I kidding…I had no idea what that was at age 12!…kids today…:shaking head:)
What’s the real issue here with Tiger? Is it his squeaky-clean foul-mouthed image we’re worried about? (No) Is it his rising car insurance rates after taking a 9-iron to the rear window of his SUV? (No) Is it the fact he’s hearing his dead father’s voice when he stares into TV cameras? (Maybe)
The real problem is sex addiction…
Tiger isn’t the only celebrity to be saddled with this awful disease…it has claimed the lives of others such as Jesse James, David Duchovny and Jenna Jameson. (you MUST at least click Duchovny’s link…priceless…seriously)
What’s with the recent addiction to sex addiction? Maybe the media has a sex addiction addiction. Of course, people keep looking at it so maybe WE all have sex addiction addiction addiction!
Although listed as an actual diagnosis….I think most of the guys who are currently “under the covers” of a sex addiction are simply rich, attractive… DUDES.
I’m more surprised that people are surprised at this…are you surprised that I’m surprised at people’s surprise? (Head es’ploded)
Apparently if you’re rich, handsome and like women (not actually a requirement) then I need you to join the “Are You Serious Sex Addiction Addiction Addiction Rehab Center” today…oh, and write this on the board 500 times:
Lest you think I am above addiction, see here for proof otherwise…
My friend, Terry,
I think your blog is hilarious and wonderful. More than that, I think that you are a cheap, fame hound for intentionally blogging about Tiger Woods. You are selling your soul for blog hits…so shameful.
Anyway, I did want to let you know that Sex Addiction is probably not what you think it is (def not what most people think it is). The use of the word “addiction” in the diagnosis is what throws people off.
Sex Addiction is an emotional separation of a person from the actual sex act, to the extent that it is veritably impossible for that person to “feel” any emotional attachment to the person they are copulating with. This very real issue is most often found in persons that have suffered sexual abuse or emotional instability that contributes to a lack of basic self esteem needed to feel valued or worthy of the love of another.
Amazingly enough, it is most common found in females.
Tiger is a dog and a fiend. Sex Addiction is a very real condition that has become the scapegoat of far too many guys that can’t keep it in their pants.
Are you serious?
It was your advice to do so
Sex addiction? Agree with thoughts above that the media is addicted to (celebrities’) sex addiction. Hey, sex sells…a lot of things. But, I feel so insecure – no one is interested in my sex addiction (or me in anyone else’s)!
I’m just so envious of TW’s woody and addiction. Great golfing, too, really admire it. Not into pop-shrink in any way, but can’t help thinking that there really is no such thing as sex addiction. As I guy I know I just like lots of it, any time, any place (almost).